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HIS HOLINESS ABDUS SATTAR EDHI is welcome to launch a “Langar” in Lahore, dispensing, food, medicine and cover to the poor. I fail to qualify, because, if I avail the lagans blessing I would have to scrounge for tobacco, from some other source. I shall be grateful, thereafter, if His Goodness would only arrange a hassle-free burial for me – in not too distant future.
His Excellency MIAN MUHAMMAD NAWAZ SHARIF does not have to become a member of the lower house, to launch the construction of mega dams starting with Kalabagh.

’Excellency, Mini dams are like mini-skirt dames. They cover less but expose more.
His Honour, JUSTICE IFTEKHAR M. CHAUDHRY, I plead, must commence correspondence courses in Agronomies, Meteorology and several other magical subjects, related to super – human needs and deeds.

Because Your Honour, as soon as, you are restored to your lawful position, the multitude, are going to go hay-wire. They would instantly expect your SuoMoto magic to work wonders.

They would expect their, food fruit and forage produces indices to; double, at least. The inflation to be deflated. Road Traffic to become orderly. Trains to run on time. Police to be responsive and responsible. And the last but not the least they would expect you to make rain according to their respective crop needs.